We Always Have Lessons TO Learn
Week Two In Ocala
November 8-11, 2018
Lessons Learned…
Liquid matte lipstick lasts all day and then some… You won’t die if all that you eat are Quest bars… Zip-lining tours take over two hours??? Going to have to try to do that next week… Skipping the skip out of a dog does eventually work… Jean Therapy is all fine and good until you pop off the button on your jeans… Impromptu photo session often bring the best results… Protective dogs apparently don’t fear me… Karma is a bitch! Like when you try to cheat and have what you think is a pool shark come and fix your game for you. Yeah not all people that hang out in billiard bars actually know how to play pool… Or when you bring your own cocktail while clothes shopping and then attempt to try on clothes… Which leads me to, the right bra changes everything! Girls, get your girls sized properly!
Ocala Week Two OUT!!!
Edited to add…
…when you walk out of your hotel room and smack dab into the middle of an argument between a woman on the second floor screaming down to her husband who is leaving with HER mistress/girlfriend (yes you can get creative with that description) You can learn a lot! Like…. Where she likes it, specifically what body part, what it does to her, along with an invitation to experience her joy. I politely declined. But I will say her spit-aim is spot on!
